Well I logged into Vent the other day to a roaring crowd of people from our alliance. Everyone was laughing, some were nearly crying with laughter, it took them 20 minutes to calm down. Then they told me their story.......

*If your name is cutter then look away now, this might upset you.*

Now for those of you that don't know, M00 used to reside on Skills, but xfer'd over to Sonoma. They are quite a large guild now. But they still have alts on Skills.

It was a cold and frosty morning in the land of Sosoria, an army were marching upon Despise. Their mission, to return with the much sort after scroll of ultimate power. They congregate around the alter in the middle of the vast cavern and begin to chant. One of the famed members of the army challenges the Champion of the alter.
Giant rats and slime begin to crawl from under rocks and out of crevices. They begin to attack the bold army. The army draw their swords, "To arms my men, slay the beasts." As they hack throught he creatures, ratmen descend on the party. Then their famed pets, the dire wolfs begin to attack the army. By now ratmen corpses are strewn across the cavern. As the bold army fight they don't see the once famed ghost of an old enemy run through the gungeon and disappear into one of the secret teleports that are housed within the cavern.
All of a sudden the dungeon becomes full of Rat Mages and their pets, the Hell Hounds. The party must now group up and take out the foes a little more carefully, the rat mages are masters of magic. Very few who challenge them, live to tell the tale.

All of a sudden they hear the war cry of old Foes. 6 warriors appear, as if from no where and begin their attack. They are after blood, but not the blood of rat mages or hell hounds. They are after Human and Elven blood, alike. They refuse to take prisoners. Their attack was parried initially, but their boldest warrior makes a dash for the island where the famed Alter of the Baracoon resides. The warrior summons a mythical Rune Beetle to aid him in battle. Meanwhile the battle raged on across the cavern, bodies lay strewn, mutilated by savage blows from swords. Skin drooped, melted by the magical power of flames, summoned by the legendary mage.
The rune beetle begins to attack those that stray onto the bridge to the island in the centre of the cavern. Magical fields are summoned on the bridge to prevent the army from straying too far.
All of a sudden rat archers and the deadly silver serpents turn up, to defend Baracoon. They are quickly slain by the Rune Beetle and the legendary necromantic powers. The Baracoon appears at the alter, awoken from his sleep by the fierce battle. The raiding party march towards the alter, the army now slain, only one thing stands between them and the mythical scroll of ultimate power.
They begion their assault on the Baracoon. He is no match for the sheer power of this new party. However he feels like he has seen them before, in some far off land, or maybe in a parallel universe they call Sonoma. The Baracoon soon feels his life force deminishing. Soon he will die, only to be challenged again by some other unfortunate foe.
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The Baracoon falls, he is slain, gold explodes from his body and lays beside him. The warriors scuffle over the magical scrolls. One soul slowly raises a new flag in the cavern, the flag of M00!!!!!
The gang leave the cavern by a strange black moon gate that now stands over the alter. They have entered the star room, they place the Baracoons skull on the alter, as a sign of victory. Then they leave, into the shadows.............
The brave warriors enter the local tavern, the air is jovial, they tell old tales of battles won and lost. They hire rooms at the inn, and go to bed, exhausted from the days battle, but satified that the army that challenged the Baracoon lays slain. They decide that they will return one day, to challenge the army of the mighty DB4 to another battle.

M00 and K4H are officially sorry for their actions and swear never to do it again.

JOKE

Maybe we should do some shard touring, DB4 seem to be fairly unchallenged, and running Sonoma has made PvP boring. Winning all the time is good for the ego, but makes me lazy.

I dont get this. What happened? What guild are you in, and what guild did you beat.....

Go to Origins and challenge BTH. They are by far, one of the worst pvp guilds I have ever seen, and yet since no one plays on Origins, they go unchallenged.

edit: Also try Legends.

I, my friend, am in Killers 4 Hire, conveniently allied to M00 (abbreviation has something to do with mad cows.) M00 come from Catskills, but now play on Sonoma, with Queen Mum. *Mum, when you gonna start playing in Fel with me and my friends?* Anyway, M00 had a day trip on some characters that are still over on Skills the other day, and found DB4 amidst a despise spawn.

We're thinking about a world tour. Nothing official yet. But maybe we'll come to a shard near you. The only problem is, we'd be doing it properly with 60 or more members. The xfer system would cry. Waka never really commited to Beja when they went over. But they are quite good.

Baja would be a complete waste of your time..... Waka came and allied with
H8, but didnt seem to stay that long. Baja is dead and you will really not enjoy your time.

The whole idea of a tour is to make lots of gold and spread our fame around the world. So Beja would be a good place to start, spawn 24/7, then move to atlantic next and sell the scrolls.
We have spawns running around the clock anyway, from one mans to about 5 people. We do Oaks with 6 people, but I personally think they are pointless, I can do 7-8 spawns in the time it takes to do an Oaks and Harrower.

Don't grief Mum or I will come kill you again, your alliance will surely try and gank me and will suceed I'm sure when it's 10v1 but you will still go down before that happens. :grin:

and MO0 sucks, especially 1v1. They are only good in a group when the opposing force has like 2 people and they have 12.

I dare MOO to come to catksills, rofl...
U wont be able to do much farming here.

If its still led by Monroe and Teotl, they cannot be much more than the complete joke they were when I knew them, lmao.

well-written story tho! =p

Its funny that they think I hate them or even give them any thought tho...(moo)

I could care less about them....they are not a factor.
They like to talk about me or about Db4 because they ripped off (scammed) someone I am friends w/ like 3+ years ago, and after that most everyone on cats shunned them....they moved to sonoma shortly thereafter, and apparently cannot stop their worship of me, even across shards, lol.

I must say I am flattered =>