This news just in from Audun the Dwarf over on Stratics:
Greetin's to ye
Recently I've 'ad tha pleasure of watchin tha chicken fights tha Sandman hosted fer us. Tha contestants got sorted inta 2 groups fer tha fightin, then sent tha chickens inta tha ring.
First fight was between Extra Crispy an Chicken McNugget. Despite not diein fer a while, Chicken McNugget did nay manage ta do 'ny damage ta Extra Crispy, an 'ventually just could nay hold on 'ny longer.
After 3 fights in a row, Chicken McNugget was down 3 fer 0, and tha other chickens were up ta bat.
Tha third time McNugget died
Jus after Extra Crispy died
Tha final fight came down ta Sir Cluck Alot an Cluckoff. After a long close fight, Cluckoff managed ta just pip Cluck Alot at tha post, winnin by only a hit or two. Congratulations ta Cluckoff an his owner.
A good event fer chickens around tha shard. Thanks ta Sandman fer puttin it on fer us.
Audun the Dwarf
too funny
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