13th October 2006, 05:54 PM
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 | Confession Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? Johnny: Yes, Father it is. And who was the woman you were with? Johnny: I can't tell you , Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? Johnny: I cannot say. Was it Teresa Volpe? Johnny: I'll never tell. Was it Nina Capeli? Johnny: I'm sorry but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano? Johnny: My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? Johnny: Please, Father, I cannot tell you. The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself. Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, What'd you get? Johnny: Four months vacation and five good leads........   |
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13th October 2006, 06:15 PM
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| Re: Confession *beams* And I thought you where confessing your love for me Flames when I read the topic. |
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14th October 2006, 10:42 AM
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| Re: Confession Yes, John... it is so true... I cannot hide it anymore...  |
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14th October 2006, 12:29 PM
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| Re: Confession Aww, come get me! *Holds arms out in a dramatic gesture* |
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14th October 2006, 12:33 PM
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14th October 2006, 02:50 PM
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| Re: Confession Jealous. I know I'd be |
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14th October 2006, 05:41 PM
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15th October 2006, 11:13 AM
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| Re: Confession Please, PLEASE screen shot that! LOL |
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