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Important Announcement!

Citizens of Trinsic beware!

Several Dozen Wild Beasts have escaped from their Illegal imprisonment at the Bartholamew Estate near the Britain/Trinsic Border.

These Animals are VERY dangerous, please ensure all windows and doors are kept securely shut at night and inform the nearest authority of any strange sightings.

As a precaution ALL wild beasts entering the city of Trinsic not accompanied by a handler WILL BE PUT DOWN.

Any Persons with information regarding the Illegal, capture, imprisonment and experimentation of animals at the hands of the Bartholamews should contact the Trinsic Guards as soon as possible.

Trinsic thanks you for your co-operation.

(Well if the guards handling of criminals and drow is anything to go by, the wild, dangerous animals will be issued with citizenship and free to go where they please, rather than being put down - Gretcha)


Pint sized terror stalks Trinsic!

Treacherous Trinsicans Troubled by Tiny Tear-a-way

It's been said many a time the people of Trinsic and it's guards are in no position to aid the Loyalist battle for Minoc and the days of late have seen proof.
Troubled orphan Claire has long been a pain for the people of Trinsic and of late the trouble caused by this rebel has increased.
In the recent days she has been seen to not only pick pockets, and use various ways to steal hard earnt belongings, but cast magical spells. Most disturbing about this, is the Kaldorians seem to condemn the guards for actually trying to prevent this child from doing any more damage.
What has Sosaria come to when a guard can't punish a criminal? Regardless of age? Since when did the Trinsican Guards listen to a word the Kaldorians said? And why, oh why.. are supposed Loyalist Trinsicans harbouring known rebel aiders? The only thing I am sure of, is this is just a prime example of why Trinsic need to start craking down on rebellious actions. The children of today are tomorrows leaders!


Traitors Farewell

Yewish deserter gets what he deserves!

Yesterday eve saw a final goodbye to a desperately missed Covian. Templi squire Roland Dagorian led the service and felt it important to remind people of Hrothgars long and productive life, not only was this man an ex-Captain, he founded the Grenadiers, and was a faithful church follower. Clearly the Templi had not known of his former desertion of the Yewish Militia, and since when was aiding Covians and their rebellious actions in anyway productive?
Grenadier Corporal Hrothgar was not only a traitor to the King, he was a bully and a brute. Once rumoured for cutting off a finger from a recruit who had called him old, this man is everything I despise about Covians, and I'm not the only one to feel this way. Veldrin Ni'harel stepped up to say a few words calling Hrothgar "Idiotic and ugly", well I'm glad someone had the bravery to say what everyone else was thinking.
The Corporal found mysteriously murdered on Coves docks is finally where he should be, six foot under with a pile of dirt on top.

Mourning relative retaliates

Two deaths for the price of one

In sadder news, Murad of the Knights Hospitaller was burried earlier this week, though his funeral went in a less than peaceful manner. After his loyal nature to the Knights, and the shocking suicide truth behind his untimely demise, one would of thought this man would deserve a slightly more heroic send off.
Father Merlwick announced that Murad had been a man of 'high stature' but 'he died in shame' and more shockingly that he will 'perish the sinner he was in LIFE'.. Understandably a distant relative of his was more than upset at such a comment, and saw fit to lunge at the un-suspecting Father, fighting for his relatives honor no doubt!
In even more shocking news Murads family will have to bid farewell to another relative as Lord Heath threw a series of spells at the mourning man - heard to be called James. James quickly fell to the floor where he remained as no more than a charred corpse.
The Vesper Militia obviously not caring for the poor Father nearly killed, and ordered the Priest arrested!
Clearly the Vesperians follow more any rule they see fit, than that set by a church.


Letters to the Editor

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-Gretcha Gossip


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