You know you play UO too much when...

Branwilde · 8th August 2006, 11:31 AM

you stop eating food in real life because you are stuffed in game

Eowyna Rohanna · 8th August 2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Branwilde

you stop eating food in real life because you are stuffed in game

Hahaha...wish that really worked. No more dieting!

Rogal · 15th August 2006, 07:23 AM

When you step outside and it's raining you mutter to yourself "A fierce storm approaches".

You actually look for [and find!] fish steaks at the supermarket.

You organize your spell icons in alphabetical order on screen.

You're digging in the garden and you hit rock and think you've struck a treasure chest.

You won't go down a certain street at night because of the "PKers".

RMS Carpathia · 15th August 2006, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rogal

You won't go down a certain street at night because of the "PKers".

Hehe well in RL technically they ARE Pk'ers especailly if you live in a rough neighborhood thank goodness I live in Trammel in RL =P

-RMS Carpathia-

VoloMapleLeaf · 16th August 2006, 03:19 PM

You know youve played to much UO when you and your irl friends are running down the street drunk yelling random spells off while the neighbors are looking at you like your crazy and then when your friends dont turin into ghosts blamne them for exploting a bug and that there cheating<----all a true story.

RMS Carpathia · 16th August 2006, 04:10 PM

HAHA Valo! Oh man I would have just busted out laughing.

All I have ever done was go on my sister's account on WoW once in a bit because sometimes my WoW friends need a transfer from horde to alliance or vis versa.

When I have to travel by boat I type in the commands for sailing in UO, if I run to the bank I typed in "bank and guards" =P When I have a pet I type in "all follow me and all guard me"

People look my way as if I am a freak! HAHA it is VERY fun to do! ^_^

-RMS Carpathia-

16th August 2006, 05:43 PM

Someone flirts with your girlfriend in the bar, and you challenge them to a 1v1 no pots on Wrong roof.

You try "Cider" in real life just to see if it does, indeed, give you the hiccups.

You have ever used the pickup line: "Baby, I hope you've got GM spirit speak, because later on, all you're gonna be saying is 'OOOOoo, Oooo, OOO!!!'."

When you sit down at the computer, regardless of your intent, you move the mouse cursor instinctively over the "UO" icon.

There is a map of Britannia hanging anywhere, in any room of your house.

There are more than five Ultima-related bookmarks in your "favorites" list.

Your friends have ever asked "you still play that 'game' with all the horses?"

You have ever dreamed of ethereal vehicles for parking reasons.

You can play the standard "bard" tune on any real-life instrument, or have even tried for that matter.

You have ever purchased a bow, large knife, sword, or axe, with no intent of using it for hunting or wood-chopping.

You have ever asked a woman if "she has ever made love to a 4/6 chivmage."

You cannot wear a bath-robe without the uncontrollable urge to cast a spell.

U c4n r34d th1s w1th0ut n3 pr0b73m wh4ts03v3r.

You have ever accidentaly blurted out "rofl, lol, omg," or any other UO-inspired acronym.

When standing in one place for a length of time, you occasionaly look to your left, then to your right, then return to a normal stance.

You watched "The Last Samauri" more than twice trying to find any reference to Bushido.

You use UO lingo that confuses your friends, and think nothing of it, even when they look at you strange.

You have ever missed an important real-life event because of an emergency guild meeting.

You have ever wished that the real world's bank systems were more like UO's.

You have ever referred, in real life, to a "thousand" of something as a "k," and been looked at strangely because of it.

You have ever tried to fit a large table into a backpack.

You have ever been looking through the spice cabinet, and found ginseng and garlic powder, then ran around the house desperately looking for a spider's web...

You have ever uttered "In Lor" when going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

That's just a few for now, enjoy

16th August 2006, 06:05 PM

And one more that just came to me.. No, I'm not guilty of this, but:

Someone walks in on you while you are crossdressing in womens clothing, and you claim that you hit the wrong button in the plymorph gump.

**Adri** · 17th August 2006, 12:07 AM

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You have ever referred, in real life, to a "thousand" of something as a "k," and been looked at strangely because of it.

*hangs head in shame*

Bo · 17th August 2006, 11:18 AM

I've always said K. Even before UO Its just easier.. hehe..