Someone flirts with your girlfriend in the bar, and you challenge them to a 1v1 no pots on Wrong roof.
You try "Cider" in real life just to see if it does, indeed, give you the hiccups.
You have ever used the pickup line: "Baby, I hope you've got GM spirit speak, because later on, all you're gonna be saying is 'OOOOoo, Oooo, OOO!!!'."
When you sit down at the computer, regardless of your intent, you move the mouse cursor instinctively over the "
UO" icon.
There is a map of Britannia hanging anywhere, in any room of your house.
There are more than five Ultima-related bookmarks in your "favorites" list.
Your friends have ever asked "you still play that 'game' with all the horses?"
You have ever dreamed of ethereal vehicles for parking reasons.
You can play the standard "bard" tune on any real-life instrument, or have even tried for that matter.
You have ever purchased a bow, large knife, sword, or axe, with no intent of using it for hunting or wood-chopping.
You have ever asked a woman if "she has ever made love to a 4/6 chivmage."
You cannot wear a bath-robe without the uncontrollable urge to cast a spell.
U c4n r34d th1s w1th0ut n3 pr0b73m wh4ts03v3r.
You have ever accidentaly blurted out "rofl, lol, omg," or any other
UO-inspired acronym.
When standing in one place for a length of time, you occasionaly look to your left, then to your right, then return to a normal stance.
You watched "The Last Samauri" more than twice trying to find any reference to Bushido.
You use
UO lingo that confuses your friends, and think nothing of it, even when they look at you strange.
You have ever missed an important real-life event because of an emergency guild meeting.
You have ever wished that the real world's bank systems were more like
UO's.
You have ever referred, in real life, to a "thousand" of something as a "k," and been looked at strangely because of it.
You have ever tried to fit a large table into a backpack.
You have ever been looking through the spice cabinet, and found ginseng and garlic powder, then ran around the house desperately looking for a spider's web...
You have ever uttered "In Lor" when going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
That's just a few for now, enjoy