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Zenith · 3rd May 2006, 07:06 PM

Our News basket just received this very important inscribed scroll from the Peoples Army of Sonoma [PAS] ....

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It is my pleasure to announce that Lord British, traitor to the people of Sonoma, has been captured by PAS!

Over the past few months, PAS has been on the trail of this criminal. With the help of Nagisa, a Tukr'ay Lord, and skilled tracker, our troops were able to follow British through many towns and many remote hideaways that he has used to remain hidden for these past years.

Nagisa was able to point PAS towards the Sacrifice Shrine area, fel, as a possible hiding spot. Dirt smudges from a hat owned by Lord British gave her the clue, and the chase was on.

British was spotted at a remote hunting cabin farther south, and PAS split up and monitored the various fel gates, escape routes that British has used before to sneak away.

British had been hiding under the name Cantabrigian, and after researching the PAS libraries, Nagisa discovered that this was the family name of Lord British when he first came to Sonoma eons ago.

Sure enough, PAS was able to spot him and after a series of deft maneuvers, British was finally apprehended and brought to Nujelm for identification.

Nagisa and myself positively identified him, and he even was wearing several articles of clothing made by a tailor that was rumored to be the personal tailor for Lord British.

PAS guards whisked him off to the Jail at Nujelm, and since his apprehension Sunday night he has been moved to a remote location for further questioning.

Instead of ordering his death, I have decried that British will stand trial for his crimes against the people of Sonoma. I intend to find an impartial judge from Sonoma that will preside over the trial. In the coming days, I will announce the name of the judge, and at that point I will step back and let the judge proceed from there, through the conclusion of LBs trial.

My thanks to the many PAS that have worked hard this past year, searching for British, and my personal thanks go out to the Tukr'ay, especially High Lord Nagisa. Without her help this criminal would still be on the loose.

Citizens of Sonoma can rest comfortably now, knowing this villain is in custody. Some will criticize me for not killing this traitor immediately, but I stand by my decision. Even the lowest of scum deserves a fair trial, and a fair trial he will receive.

KD
PAS ROCKS SONOMA!