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Zenith · 29th April 2006, 06:16 PM

News Alert ... It seems war has been announced to protect all that is good ... and yummy!!!

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Apparently due to this tidbit our *cough* friend Thraximus has declared war....on perhaps the most beloved of all Sonoman's this side of our dear Dor....Queen Mum.

*"-The end of PAS/SAL is near comrades, it is up too us all too end these pigs. The fall of these capitalist ****** is at hand. everyone that supports ZOG on sonoma shall take part in this new order, for I myself support it and will do MY part, as should you do your part, otherwise you are a coward and do not deserve too be in the ZOG empire. Queen Mum and King David of the PAS guild(s) should be consider enemies of the ZOG and all people supporting them equally enemies of the ZOG. Infultrate their guild and **** them of their items and glory. DESTROY THEM ALL at whatever means you aquire. **** THEM ALL, ZOG HEIL! TOTAL VICTORY TOO US, AND NOBODY ELSE. ZOG HEIL!!

-EMPEROR, THRAXIMUS ZOG
*From their website

Well, besmirching the honor of Mum....declaring war on our beloved Mum. Mum, who with the Lancermane clan has done more for Sonoma as a shard than Thraximus has done for his own guild...that deserves a war invite I would think. This with his latest assassination of our lovely Stratics reporter Kimi cements the fact that he must be destroyed.

Hence, I have formed a guild to deal with this trash, DTC, Defend Thy Cookies! is here to defend the honor of our beloved Mum and is currently seeking members. War against ZOG isnt difficult, their skills at PVP make even ME look good and Im about as dangerous as a sleeping Mongbat. Since Thrax forgoes Fel travel for sitting at Luna Bank inviting war with guilds unlikely to accept and talking trash, the war guild is necessary to kill any of them....although the war is unlikely to happen as they are rather gutless.

Last war I was in involving lasted 3 days until Thrax sued for peace, seem that insurance is costly or something, or just that his guild getting spanked by the same 5 guys for 3 days didnt sit well with his illusions of roleplay grandeur, so it should be a very short lived experience for all concerned. Come one, come all, watch ZOG run home ... once again.

Mum asked me to include this when you see grey ....

THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MUM, PAS, KVP AND ALL THE HONORABLE PEOPLE OF SONOMA ... have a nice day!!

So Thrax (as I am having trouble navigating the new guild interface) if you have the sack, War DTC.

To Join the "War of the Cookies" contact Ning at ICQ 253-689-901 ---
DTC (Defend Thy Cookies!!)