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Old 20th March 2006, 02:48 PM   #1
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Death, apparently it has other uses..

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For other uses, see Death (disambiguation) or Dead (disambiguation).
sorry i thought that was funny

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While cells and organisms may die, they have never been observed to arise from non-living material (spontaneous generation), as found by Louis Pasteur in the late 19th century.
makes you wonder how long it took him to work it out

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Old 20th March 2006, 04:51 PM   #2
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

took me a while to figure out what it was saying ...

good one Gala!!
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Old 20th March 2006, 07:30 PM   #3
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

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Old 21st March 2006, 10:10 AM   #4
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

ok, seriously some one explain this to me... yes I am blonde, but never thought I was a dumb blonde.. I just don't get it

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Old 21st March 2006, 11:03 AM   #5
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

Um.. well think of men... and think of a non-living substance which carries living things in it... and maybe what a curious man who is ALONE in a lab might do....

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Old 21st March 2006, 01:17 PM   #6
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

AHHHH ok.. now I feel like an idiot.. I should have gotten that... *goes and hides before she really proves the dumb blonde theory*

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Old 21st March 2006, 02:07 PM   #7
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Old 21st March 2006, 05:43 PM   #8
 
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

It's ok...
I might be sick but I still don't get it.

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Old 21st March 2006, 06:04 PM   #9
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

Youre not alone Flutter...I was thinking that it said never been observed and then was observed by Louis Pastuer. I guess I get it now...but Im still not quite sure.

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Old 21st March 2006, 06:28 PM   #10
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

What I wanna know is what he did with it. Put it in a petrie dish and save it? Study it under a microscope? Try to make something like an ant farm?

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