Men Are Just Happier People

Thradia · 29th September 2005, 08:06 PM

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

Tukaram · 29th September 2005, 08:34 PM

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You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

But if women did these we would be even happier. :grin:

Santi · 29th September 2005, 08:38 PM

Lol! Tukaram is pretty funny

All those things about guys is true. Plus, we don't care if our butts look big when trying on pants.

Thradia · 29th September 2005, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Trajan

Lol! Tukaram is pretty funny

All those things about guys is true. Plus, we don't care if our butts look big when trying on pants.

Oh don't lie..you do too care! LOL

**Ally** · 29th September 2005, 09:56 PM

lol....

Tukaram · 29th September 2005, 10:21 PM

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You only have to shave your face and neck.

....that's what you think......

**Ezekiel** · 29th September 2005, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tukaram

....that's what you think......

Took the words outta my mouth...

Tefret · 29th September 2005, 11:38 PM

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You only have to shave your face and neck.

I had a room mate once who shaved his chest.. Funniest thing I ever saw when I walked out of my room and here he was talking on the phone with his chest covered in shaving cream!

F'Nor · 30th September 2005, 06:26 AM

Well, women can do all this too......

Thradia · 30th September 2005, 06:43 AM

Hmm...I'd have to disagree with you there.

I can't open any of my own jars! lol

29th September 2005, 08:06 PM	#1
Thradia licks Join Date: Apr 2004 Shard: Napa Valley Posts: 1,349 Gold: 672 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!

29th September 2005, 08:38 PM	#3
Santi El Mero Mero Join Date: Apr 2004 Shard: Legends Posts: 589 Gold: 116 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Men Are Just Happier People Lol! Tukaram is pretty funny All those things about guys is true. Plus, we don't care if our butts look big when trying on pants.

29th September 2005, 09:56 PM	#5
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,521 Gold: 14,972 My Mood: Thanks: 51 Thanked 25 Times in 22 Posts	Re: Men Are Just Happier People lol....

30th September 2005, 06:26 AM	#9
F'Nor Join Date: Apr 2005 Shard: Catskills Posts: 558 Gold: 12 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Men Are Just Happier People Well, women can do all this too......

30th September 2005, 06:43 AM	#10
Thradia licks Join Date: Apr 2004 Shard: Napa Valley Posts: 1,349 Gold: 672 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Men Are Just Happier People Hmm...I'd have to disagree with you there. I can't open any of my own jars! lol

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