My new name is: Sloopy ChuckleSniffer


Your chuckle of the day. Takes less than a minute - take time for the laugh.

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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...



A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.



B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...



1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:



a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e=crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j= doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n =sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r =dorfus s =snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x =skippy y =dinky z = zippy



2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:



a = dippin b = feather c = batty d= burger e=chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i =farkle j = monkey k = flippin l=fricken m = bubble n =rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s=lickin t=snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z=girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:



a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump F= breath G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = honker K= head L =tush M = chunks N = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q= toes r = doodle s=fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z= juice



Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

They call me....

Dorfus BattyFace!

:shocked:

Nice Dev

Haha I'm Boobie Lickintoes

lol

O lovely, I am now Sloopy Pottytush. ROFLMAO

Of course, Anne is now Sloopy Pottychunks UGH LMAO

Epona is just Fluffy...roflmao

Well Ally is Boobie, irl I'm Sleezy

ROFLMAO That just SOUNDS bad!

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!